attractive boy:	hi i'm famous
attractive boy:	hi i'm gay
attractive boy:	hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy:	hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy:	hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy:	hi i don't like you back
attractive boy:	hi i live on the other side of the planet
attractive boy:	hi i don't know that you exist
attractive boy:	hi i'm a fictional character